(Friend and Birthday girl center stage)
	
Friend: 
Happy 50th birthday! Aren’t you excited!

Birthday Girl: 
Well I would be happier if I could stop thinking about osteoporosis. It runs in my family and I am worried I might be at risk.

Friend: 
You should talk to your nurse about Boniva.

Birthday Girl: 
Boniva, what is that?

(Bones and Boniva take center stage)

Old Bones: 
Hey! I’m her Bones. As  I age, the risk of bone loss over time with the help of Boniva. I can remain strong for another 50 more years.

Boniva: 
Hey, I’m Boniva. I inhibit bone breakdown and removal to reduce bone loss and increase bone mass!

(Boniva adds “mass” to the Old Bones)

Boniva: 
Boniva should taken first thing in the morning, 1 hour before eating or drinking and before any other drugs. Be sure to take with only plain water.

Everyone:
 Dun Dun DUUUUUN!

(Side Effects come forward)

Old Bones: 
There are some side effects!
(Side Effects come 

Side Effects: 

Boniva:
So be sure to tell your Care Provider if you are experiencing any of these.

(Friend and Birthday Girl)

Friend: 
So did You talk to your Doctor about Boniva?

Birthday Girl: 
Sure did! I feel so much more at ease... Now Who do we talk to about that dance off?